Category: Create-A-Wrestler

Create-A-Wrestler

Create-A-Wrestler: Klondike Butcher

James Martinez

Night Court 3Medium: Television
Title: Night Court
Bio: Not much is known about the Klondike Butcher, other than he fears little old ladies. Instead of beating the crap out of fans who get involved in matches, like most wrestlers do, the Klondike Butcher takes them to court for physically assaulting him.
Signature Move: Taking little old ladies to court.

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Revolting Blob

James Martinez

Revolting BlobMedium: Film
Title: Billy Madison
Bio: The Revolting Blob was one of the most vile wrestlers. He would hit senior citizens and sit on his opponents’ heads. In 1983 he completely disappeared from the wrestling scene after killing one of his opponents. Eventually, he became the principal of an elementary school that allowed guys in their late-twenties to enroll.
Signature Move: Sitting on opponents’ heads and making passes at Billy Madison.

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Create-A-Wrestler: Bert “The Titanic” Zupanic

James Martinez

IMG_4985Medium: Television
Title: The X-Files
Bio: Bert Zupanic is a down on his luck, washed-up wrestler who pays his way to the top of Argyle Promotions. His bribery lands him in the main event against Rob Van Dam cosplaying as Westley from The Princess Bride.
Signature Move: Twin magic.