Title: My Name is Earl
Bio: Lady Liberty had been tearing it up on the independent wrestling scene in Camden County against her sworn enemy, The Klanimal, before being signed to a very lucrative deal with the Black Ladies of Wrestling (BLOW) organization.
Signature Move: Airing out her daddy issues.
Title: Walker, Texas Ranger
Bio: Against doctor’s orders, the once-retired Cody “The Crusader” goes on to headline a long-awaited rematch against his greatest rival, The Warlock. Reports state that Cody was paid half a million dollars for his return bout, making it one of the largest paydays in both real and fictional wrestling history.
Signature Move: Overcoming an aneurysm.
Title: The Characters
Bio: An everyman type of underdog, “Fighting” Jack Fletcher was as good a wrestler as he was at delivering on his promises made during awkward backstage interviews.
Signature Move: Crapping his pants.