Title: My Name is Earl
Bio: Lady Liberty had been tearing it up on the independent wrestling scene in Camden County against her sworn enemy, The Klanimal, before being signed to a very lucrative deal with the Black Ladies of Wrestling (BLOW) organization.
Signature Move: Airing out her daddy issues.
Title: Walker, Texas Ranger
Bio: Against doctor’s orders, the once-retired Cody “The Crusader” goes on to headline a long-awaited rematch against his greatest rival, The Warlock. Reports state that Cody was paid half a million dollars for his return bout, making it one of the largest paydays in both real and fictional wrestling history.
Signature Move: Overcoming an aneurysm.
Title: The Characters
Bio: An everyman type of underdog, “Fighting” Jack Fletcher was as good a wrestler as he was at delivering on his promises made during awkward backstage interviews.
Signature Move: Crapping his pants.
Medium: Comic Books
Title: Super Pro K.O.
Bio: Despite backstage politics, rookie sensation, Joe Somiano, looks to make a name for himself within the Super Pro K.O. wrestling league.
Signature Move: Unknown.
Title: Mister Ed
Bio: Looking to curb his overeating and sudden weight gain, Tiger turned to ballet to get back in shape and even incorporated it into his wrestling style. It proved so successful that he hung up his wrestling boots for a pair of ballet slippers.
Signature Movie: The pirouette.
Medium: Video Games
Title: Saturday Night Slam Masters, Final Fight, Marvel vs. Capcom
Bio: A veteran of the Capcom Professional Wrestling Association, the former Mayor of Metro City was as dangerous outside the ring as he was inside. Despite his many accomplishments, he has yet to beat his dream match opponent, Zangief.
Signature Move: The Pothole Plugger.