Medium: Film
Title: The Waterboy
Bio: Captain Isano is an all-American giant that’s known more for his mic work than his in-ring skills. His greatest rival is the mysterious Herculon.
Signature Move: Cutting scathing promos on 30-year-old virgins.
Tag: PS4
Create-A-Wrestler: The Masked Mauler
Medium: Television
Title: Garfield and Friends
Bio: On the surface, The Masked Mauler was an opposing figure. Underneath the mask lurked an over-sized, goofy-looking nerd who was allergic to cats.
Signature Move: Bullying local townspeople into wrestling matches.
Bonesaw McGraw
Medium: Film
Title: Spider-Man
Bio: Bonesaw is a ruthless wrestler who usually sends his opponents home in a stretcher. A throwback of sorts, Bonesaw also issues $3,000 challenges to anybody who can last in the ring with him for three minutes. He isn’t above using a steel chair or a lead pipe as a weapon. Probably has a fear of spiders.
Signature Move: Flying elbow drop.
The Trashman
Medium: Television
Title: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Bio: The Trashman is a mini hardcore wrestler who carries around his own garbage can that doubles as his weapon of choice and source of nourishment.
Signature Move: Eating out of trashcans.
Create-A-Wrestler: El Gato Loco
Medium: Advertising
Title: Google Photos App
Bio: The crazed masked cat is known for his high-flying lucha style. He is also known for his stalker of an ex-girlfriend, who can be spotted in the crowd during his matches.
Signature Move: Flying Body Press
Create-A-Wrestler: Klondike Butcher
Medium: Television
Title: Night Court
Bio: Not much is known about the Klondike Butcher, other than he fears little old ladies. Instead of beating the crap out of fans who get involved in matches, like most wrestlers do, the Klondike Butcher takes them to court for physically assaulting him.
Signature Move: Taking little old ladies to court.
Revolting Blob
Medium: Film
Title: Billy Madison
Bio: The Revolting Blob was one of the most vile wrestlers. He would hit senior citizens and sit on his opponents’ heads. In 1983 he completely disappeared from the wrestling scene after killing one of his opponents. Eventually, he became the principal of an elementary school that allowed guys in their late-twenties to enroll.
Signature Move: Sitting on opponents’ heads and making passes at Billy Madison.
Create-A-Wrestler: Bert “The Titanic” Zupanic
Medium: Television
Title: The X-Files
Bio: Bert Zupanic is a down on his luck, washed-up wrestler who pays his way to the top of Argyle Promotions. His bribery lands him in the main event against Rob Van Dam cosplaying as Westley from The Princess Bride.
Signature Move: Twin magic.
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