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Medium: Film
Title: No Holds Barred
Bio: Is basically the movie version of Hulk Hogan, but in blue and white instead of the red and yellow. Will also ruin the lives of those who harm his family or threaten his employment with the WWF.
Signature Move: Beating people until they die.
Medium: Film
Title: No Holds Barred
Bio: An ex-con street fighter who built up a larger-than-life reputation on WTN’s Battle of the Tough Guys TV show, only to fail miserably in his first pro wrestling match against Rip.
Signature Move: Crippling his opponents’ family members.
Medium: Film
Medium: Television
Title: Jane the Virgin
Bio: The pride of Pensacola found herself on the losing end when she took on Juicy Jordan at the Melee at the Marbella in another match of their never-ending rivalry.
Signature Move: Blowing kisses to the crowd.
Medium: Television
Title: Jane the Virgin
Bio: The Santa Rosa native not only created, but also headlined, the Melee at the Marbella event in which she defeated her rival, Candy Crunch, in record time.
Signature Move: Moonsault off the second turnbuckle.
Medium: Television
Title: My Name is Earl
Bio: Lady Liberty had been tearing it up on the independent wrestling scene in Camden County against her sworn enemy, The Klanimal, before being signed to a very lucrative deal with the Black Ladies of Wrestling (BLOW) organization.
Signature Move: Airing out her daddy issues.
Medium: Television
Title: My Name is Earl
Bio: Like Doink the Clown, The Klanimal was portrayed by several different wrestlers. Yet, none of them could defeat the much more experienced Lady Liberty.
Signature Move: Racism.
Medium: Film
Title: Les Reines du Ring
Bio: Only wrestled once in a four-on-four tag match, which she was incredibly late to. She seemed to turn the tide in her team’s favor, but ultimately came up short.
Signature Move: Drawing sympathy from the crowd.
Medium: Television
Title: Walker, Texas Ranger
Bio: Against doctor’s orders, the once-retired Cody “The Crusader” goes on to headline a long-awaited rematch against his greatest rival, The Warlock. Reports state that Cody was paid half a million dollars for his return bout, making it one of the largest paydays in both real and fictional wrestling history.
Signature Move: Overcoming an aneurysm.
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